thoughts on a slow day
I hope whenever I’m pregnant I only gain weight in my stomach.
1930s Birks Three Transitional Cut Diamond Ring, ~0.45ctw, Platinum, $1650
Changed my mind.
for like a month i had wished for the guy who posted this to be my boyfriend
favorite episode.
“I’m stuck in a basement sittin on a tricycle, girl gettin on my nerves. Goin out of my mind, I thought she was fine, don’t know if her body is her’s”
also a favorite of mine.
(via covenesque)
Frozen yogurt truck with travel toppings bar #idie #food (Taken with instagram)
Someone wrote a PhD dissertation on LOLCats
“srsly phenomenal: an investigation into the appeal of LOLCats” by Kate Miltner
British, big surprise.
Me: hi dad!
Dad: your hair is looking a little frizzy
Me: IT'S HUMID OUT GIVE ME A BREAK
DANGEROUSLY DELICIOUS UPDATE
On March 20th, I released my second standup special Dangerously Delicious for download/stream on azizansari.com for $5 (thanks to Louis CK for figuring out the Internet). Its been a great experience and I’m glad I did it. I wanted to give an update to answer some commonly asked questions.
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WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE BOYZ II MEN VIDEO?
“I’ll Make Love to You” with the home security technician played by the dude from Above the Rim.
this dude.
